Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
An IT Professional gave birth to twins
An IT Professional gave birth to twins
Guess what he named them?
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Guess what he named them?
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LOVE LETTER
My dear FAIR and LOVELY ( ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY
best ) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) . You are DOMINO'S PIZZA
( delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL
(seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I
think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER
( the unshakable ) and my father who is CEAT ( born tough ), but don't worry
as I am also FORD ICON ( The josh machine) and rest of our family members
are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones ). If our fathers say no, we
will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better ).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage ) but I believe in
COCA-COLA ( jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA ( connecting
people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for
each other ). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening ) the song of love, you must
know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life ), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast
easy) and PARX (always comfortable ) . So never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
( delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL
(seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I
think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER
( the unshakable ) and my father who is CEAT ( born tough ), but don't worry
as I am also FORD ICON ( The josh machine) and rest of our family members
are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones ). If our fathers say no, we
will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better ).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage ) but I believe in
COCA-COLA ( jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA ( connecting
people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for
each other ). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening ) the song of love, you must
know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life ), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast
easy) and PARX (always comfortable ) . So never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
YOUR NAME IN JAPANESE LANGUAGE
Take each letter of your name and substitute it with the Japanese sound to the right of the letter.
> A- ka
> B- zu
> C- mi
> D- te
> E- ku
> F- lu
> G- ji
> H- ri
> I- ki
> J- zu
> K- me
> L- ta
> M- rin
> N- to
> O- mo
> P-no
> Q- ke
> R- shi
> S- ari
> T- chi
> U- do
> V-ru
> W- mei
> X- na
> Y- fu
> Z-li
> A- ka
> B- zu
> C- mi
> D- te
> E- ku
> F- lu
> G- ji
> H- ri
> I- ki
> J- zu
> K- me
> L- ta
> M- rin
> N- to
> O- mo
> P-no
> Q- ke
> R- shi
> S- ari
> T- chi
> U- do
> V-ru
> W- mei
> X- na
> Y- fu
> Z-li
George Bush and the President of China
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
ALPHABET REMIX
Yae
Bee
See
Dee
Eee
Yef
Jee
Hetch
Ai
Jae
Kae
Yel
Yem
Yen
Oh
Pee
Kiue
Aar
Yes
Tee
Yew
Vee
Double Yew
Yeks
Why
Zed
Bee
See
Dee
Eee
Yef
Jee
Hetch
Ai
Jae
Kae
Yel
Yem
Yen
Oh
Pee
Kiue
Aar
Yes
Tee
Yew
Vee
Double Yew
Yeks
Why
Zed
NEVER MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles. .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles. .
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